ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Monday, February 19, 2007


this weekend i went to tahoe with some friends from law school, and i went snowboarding for the first time. i got a package that was supposed to include a group lesson, but it ended up being a private lesson (with a distressingly attractive brazilian instructor lady).

i picked it up pretty quickly -- my second time down the slope i didn't fall once. but then at the end of the day my bf convinced me to try a slightly harder slope, and when i got off the ski lift and saw how narrow and scary-looking it was i got really anxious, and forgot everything i had learned, and fell down a thousand times.

all my muscles are sore, but most notably my forearms. doesn't that seem weird? it's got to be from the way you have to use your arms to hoist yourself back up from the ground after falling.


  • At 5:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know, I'm beginning to suspect you're bi-coastal.

  • At 5:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why do women say they want nice guys, then go for the bad boys?

  • At 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ilona, how would you handle this situation?

  • At 10:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Remind me not to need you to rescue me from a burning building or in any situation where your forearm strength would be important.

  • At 9:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Anonymous said: Ilona, how would you handle this situation?

    You didn't axe me, but I'd correct his many grammatical mistakes then hand his rant back to him.


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