ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Friday, October 20, 2006

miracle healer

my everlasting thanks go out to yesterday's anonymous commenter who suggested that i keep my burned finger in a bowl of ice water for the entire evening. i did as recommended and this morning the raised, white blister from last night is nowhere to be seen - all that's left in its place is a ghostly shiny spot. it doesn't hurt in the slightest anymore, either.

it's like i've been touched by jesus, or that spooky kid from Carnivale.


  • At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    maybe you have superhumanly fast healing abilities like WOLVERINE or the cheerleader from HEROES.

    if you fell asleep and the water got warm, would the unthinkable happen? or does one's hand have to be put into the warm water AFTER one falls asleep? i don't know how this works. --acc


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