ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Friday, April 13, 2007

love bandit

well, you have a cute name, i admit.

what do you have to offer a girl like me? respond in the comments section, por favor.

posted by ilona @ 8:24 AM  

6 Comments:

  • At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I admire a woman who takes the initiative at times like this. I did not expect you to come back as you have, with a blog entry addressing my prior lascivious posts. You have balls, girl, no doubt about it. I'm sure you will have shocked quite a number of your readers, along with Pud (if he even really cares, that is).

    Although I think you are stunningly beautiful, as well as intelligent, my perception is that you are already married to your career-path and that it is this, along with Pud's refusal to grow up and accept responsibility and build a real life with you, that has brought you to the despair that you have obliquely professed in your blog. Pud refuses to grow up, and you refuse to admit what you really want - to have a career as a lawyer.

    So, in reality, it's not what I can offer. You need to get a grip on what you want out of life.

    Just to flesh out a few details for you, I am a SWM, professional (and credentialed) white collar employee - but I am not a lawyer. I don't live on the East Coast, although I live in a relatively large metropolis replete with law firms.

    My perception is that you aren't leaving your city any time soon, nor do I wish to re-locate. My perception is that you aren't looking for kids, which I want. And my experience tells me that you will soon hook up with someone in the legal profession.....probably someone on the fast-track to partner. You certainly have more in common with someone like that than with Pud....in my opinion, that is.

    I leave you with that, Ilona. And please, if I can persuade you, some nice color pics of you in high heels and lingerie in your blog would be MOST welcome.


    Signed,


    The Love Bandit

     

  • At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    He'll promise to make sure your blog has more comments than Pud's, which is to say that he will comment at least once to every entry.

     

  • At 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    BALLS and LINGERIE...now that would be a sight to behold.
    -acc

     

  • At 12:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    BETA MANLET HATES LOVE BANDIT :(

    :(

     

  • At 12:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ilona, you need to drop moderation and allow us all to post nasty comments about pud on here.

     

  • At 6:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Pud wasn't very kind to us FCers. Hope you are faring better.

     

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