ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

lethargic sunday

all weekend i've been putting off doing work and doing my taxes. i am a lazy bastard, especially when in the darkest pits of depression the likes of which i have never before experienced.

i just watched Cast Away, the three-hour tom hanks monologue, on TNT, on tivo. i recorded it sometime yesterday knowing that i would definitely want to watch it today instead of working. i'm so prescient.

on friday (day off from work for good friday) i decided to take up smoking, and smoked almost an entire pack of camel lights. a personal record! but i don't think it's sticking. i've been trying half-heartedly for 12 years or so, but i just can't seem to get addicted. oh well.

5 Comments:

  • At 9:17 PM, Anonymous Lung Police said…

    well, i'm glad it's not sticking. stop trying to get hooked on cigs, dummy!

    and watching a tom hanks movie?! what the hell are you thinking, lady?!

     
  • At 10:50 PM, Anonymous stacita said…

    ipest - please don't start smoking. you have very nice skin and good teeth.

    and there are so many other bad habits out there. perhaps itunes?

     
  • At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ilona.
    Smoking is bad for your health.
    Your website is not Ilona the Pestilent.
    Scrabble tends to cheer folks up.
    K tells me you're out, not in.
    Gates.

     
  • At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey Ilona: I'm outside of the USA and met some British black people and they didn't speak ebonics, and were shocked when I told them that black americans do. see they're expected to speak english properly so people aren't really upset with them, and if i had closed my eyes, they would have sounded like white englishmen to me, so why do again don't you hold them up to the same standard? they were clearly intelligent. why are you so racist to think blacks cannot speak properly, because clearly they can?\

     
  • At 8:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Smoking makes women look very sexy and sophisticated and gives them that Lauren Bacall sultry voice.

     

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