ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Friday, March 09, 2007

mystery penny

this morning i noticed a penny sitting on the windowsill outside the kitchen window of my third-story apartment. how did it get there? it's a mystery.

it was lying heads up, so i figured it was a good-luck mystery penny. when i opened the window and picked it up, i saw that not only was it a regular good-luck mystery penny, but it was FROM THE YEAR I WAS BORN. spooky! (that makes it extra-good-luck, for those of you unfamiliar with how these things work.)

i like the way this day has started. mystery penny appears from the sky to tell me things are gonna be okay.


  • At 7:38 AM, Blogger wt said…

    Not only that but the penny was ALSO named Ilona. And it was a lawyer too! Amazing.

  • At 3:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I hope you enjoyed it.

    -Your stalker

  • At 3:22 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Yes, I'm also jewish.

    You should see what I do for a nickel!

  • At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    that was a tip for the window cleaner you fool!

  • At 9:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    don't spend it all in one place!

  • At 4:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Peanutbutter jelly time.
    Peanutbutter jelly time.

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  • At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That kind of thing is how most Great religions start.

    You'd make a perfect Mary Magdalene, at least I guess she was also cute! :)

  • At 3:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Pud seems to have registered the domain name "". Is there some news you aren't sharing with us, your loyal readers? :)


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