season finale of the evil show that doesn't let its writers unionize

i am very excited. it will look so lovely on my big new cable-enhanced television set. and i'm even going to entertain a friend or two in my newly liveable living room, recently furnished with a couch and ottoman, and cleaned (mostly) of the boxes that cluttered it up for the past two months.

but the show is anti-union - and thus un-democratic and un-american - so you shouldn't watch it. (especially if melrose wins. ew!)