ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

pixy stix

i am totally addicted to pixy stix. i've been eating a few a day to keep the ol' energy levels up at work while doing endless, stupefying research, staring at my computer screen for hours on end. but it's getting out of control. i've probably had a dozen in the last few hours. i need the sugar high! i can't stop!


  • At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ilona: I'm totally attracted to you, in theory, would you ever date 5'10ish beta males?

  • At 12:55 PM, Blogger ilona said…

    it makes sense that you're only attracted to me in theory, 'cause it's hard to know for sure when you've never met someone. :)

    i don't really understand or agree with your use of the term "beta male" - i don't subscribe to that type of division of the men of the world. but if you mean do i ever get crushes on or go out with kinda shy, dorky boys (or boyish girls), then sure! my most superficial requirement is that they have to be smart.

    also, i'm a bit of an egomaniac myself, so i guess i usually date people who share that tendency, even if they keep it hidden in polite society - otherwise they would find me insufferable.

    but don't get your hopes up - i'm not on the market.

  • At 7:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    In that case, my I clone you, which would require a DNA sample?

  • At 7:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


    you must compensate those "long hours staring at the screen" with physical exercise. Try walking to/from the job, a gym if you have time/money for that. And keep distance from sugar candy and donuts, lest you you want to become "ilonathefat".


  • At 10:34 AM, Blogger Academic Deano said…

    Ilona is sexy yay!!!

  • At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dear Ilona,

    Please settle a bet, how did you make Law Review, write-on or grades?


    Yer Friend Phil

  • At 9:03 AM, Blogger ilona said…


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