ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

alternative career options

sigh. sometimes the prospect of life as a lawyer seems so dreary, i think i should just abandon it and focus instead on my music career. or my skin-care line. or work on parlaying my pornographic stardom into political office.


  • At 1:50 PM, Blogger wt said…

    If you went into fetish films you might not even have to have sex with strange dudes. I met this fetish actress on a plane from DC to California once. She claimed to have starred in a move called "The Joy of Specs." Apparently, it was just different girls trying on lots of different pairs of glasses. No nudity, no sex. You could totally do that.


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