ilona the pest

insecurity + narcissism = awesome!

Monday, December 18, 2006

bacon-of-the-month club

in case anyone is still trying to figure out what to get me for christmas: this.

(thanks to agr for the tip-off!)

13 Comments:

  • At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I thought you were jewish? Christmas gift? If so, that's OK too!

     
  • At 7:28 PM, Blogger ilona said…

    i'm glad you're non-judgmental.

     
  • At 8:09 AM, Blogger Will said…

    Your hip, progressive yet laid back style creates a reubttable presumption that you're Jewish I think.

    That presumption is rebutted, though, by your apparent ravenous appetite for bacon.

     
  • At 9:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    how does your rabbi feel about your pork consumption? are there pork reforms in the jewish community? i want EVERYONE to know that the pig is simply DEE-LISH.-acc

     
  • At 9:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ewwww bacon is awful I dont know what anyone sees in it too much salt.

     
  • At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ilona, I can't help but notice that many of your post times occur during your hard-at-work hours. Also, anonymous seems both to love pig and hate bacon, which seems inconsistent. Finally, I envy your blog. Sincerely, Gates (I'm not anonymous)

     
  • At 4:57 PM, Blogger jk said…

    ilona, is there a rule that you have to be jewish to date a jew that you don't know about?

     
  • At 6:52 PM, Blogger ilona said…

    ilona, is there a rule that you have to be jewish to date a jew that you don't know about?

    yeah, i guess some jewish people only date other jews, 'cause they only want to marry other jews, 'cause they want to be sure they'll be able to raise their children jewish.

    is that what you were asking?

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hard Salami and now this?

    What is it with you and pork products?

     
  • At 8:05 PM, Blogger ilona said…

    Ilona, I can't help but notice that many of your post times occur during your hard-at-work hours.

    hi gates! :) but i do not write blog posts while at work. or rarely, at least. besides, everyone needs to take breaks, right? i believe they are mandated by law. i wouldn't want to break the law.

     
  • At 10:15 PM, Blogger John said…

    haha! it was more an oblique reference to your [non-]jewishness that commenters feel the need to police.

     
  • At 6:16 AM, Anonymous anomalous said…

    haha! it was more an oblique reference to your [non-]jewishness that commenters feel the need to police.

    pork...police...coincidence? i don't think so. --acc

     
  • At 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "ilona, is there a rule that you have to be jewish to date a jew that you don't know about?"

    This question doesnt make any sense to me can some one please explain it.

    And why do people always feel the need to kick a jew in the balls?

     

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